The flagship work-order tee
Small chest mark up front. “Cause: User Error. Corrective Action: Explained Issue. Status: Completed.” on the back. Subtle enough for the plant, specific enough for the crew.
Ecommerce for the trades
Field-tested humor. Work-order approved.
Shirts, stickers, and gear built around the ridiculous calls, temporary fixes, and user errors skilled-trade crews know too well.
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What to expect
Written from the field
Specific jokes for people who have actually answered the radio—not generic tough-guy slogans.
Small, focused drops
A tight catalog of wearable designs and toolbox-ready stickers, released with intention.
Community powered
Real work-order stories shape the content and the next round of gear.
Issued to engineering
Built for the shift you actually worked.
Plant Humor turns familiar maintenance moments into gear your crew understands before you finish explaining the joke.
Hard-hat and toolbox stickers
Compact field jokes made for gang boxes, lockers, laptops, bottles, and every flashlight that mysteriously changes owners.
Crew favorites, not filler
“Could Not Duplicate Issue.” “Temporary Repair—Permanent Since 2019.” “Checked BMS—Everything’s Fine.” The language of the job, printed properly.
Current inventory
Shop the latest issue
Status: Open
Community work order
Got a ticket the crew needs to see?
Send us the impossible complaint, mystery noise, or legendary temporary repair. The best submissions may become Plant Humor content—and earn a sticker.